recently I like a foreign language department of the crush, I gave her a text message every day, from morning to night hair, hair from the lyrical to the sad, seeing I M-Zone this month, the 500 free text messages fast made over, I then do a 15-cruel 200 per package of dynamic SMS packages, but if Mei Chaofeng she ruthless, cold-like Mu Nianci. This is so I was very depressed. I do not think of tea (but drink fruit juice), Rice did not want (but eating snacks), face weight loss, feeling bitter, trance, self boundless life.
this day, a level buddy Baan peach shrimp aside, whispered something in earnest, I should the sobering reason that, I made up this word:
If you do not agree, I live there any sense, forgive me just leave, another snowy grass grows very dark miserable world, I will wait for you echo ... ...
but excited The flute is curious coincidence I chose the mass function, I use the phone is F350, 299 x 8 telephone capacity. I head in cold sweats, I remain a rare sober call 10086 ------ immediately launched super-smooth to listen to business! I called 500 minutes of combat readiness, indeed the zero sound after another phone rang ------
First Mom: Son, you can not do mother ah, Mom will be sad to die without you, You see your mother raised in 20 years were on the point to open okay, you do not want to buy a laptop, mother promise you all right!
then the father is at work: his son, tell my father, like a little girl on the Which? In the past, your father had your mother have such a scare.
sister: brother ah, hum, to Zanba and our mother ... ...
cousin: your cell phone has been busy! Now when I hear you say, I rest assured!
buddies YTR: are you going? One to go, man I am bored of life.
buddy Chinese Son: Mom, you do what ah want to and I do Brokeback? You told me that ... ...
a girl who chase me L: Today the sun is so bright, I finally had to wait until your words, I promise!
high school language teacher: your words have serious grammar issues ... ...
cousin: you sent me harassing messages, I'll give aunt sue you, but you first promise me you die, I will not sue the.
basket Friends: The snowy grass grows very dark miserable world, where?
grandmother: children burberry watches, grandmother confused, two years ago, when you go to college, grandmother promised to put the Golden Retriever dog gave you.
uncle: What promise? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
the professor: I hold, not to mention 60 points, 80 points I promise you!
friend MP: with death to force me to, ah, I really do not man, not the 500 dollars you borrowed it? I promised Saturday to you, right?
squad: skipping or something, right? I do not promise you not to counselor reported it? You said please, please do not eat me! Little Sichuan
roommate: I know, you have to run at, and did not bring toilet paper, right?
uncle: the child christian louboutin shoe boots, your heart ye so fragile it? I am not a car you do not agree ray ban 4147, I am not afraid of your technology, so be it, I made you the driver to go on Sunday.
freshman cousin on: brother, I know you always liked me, but we all learned in biology class, but the law does not allow ah.
high school when the teacher: you this several Qiong Yao's novels I have been lying to you, I said to you after you are admitted to universities, you are a good student should know the teacher is you okay?
my high school, when the crush of JY: wow, I am still so important in your heart! I will consider, such as me.
Mengshu Shu: Do not scare Uncle ah, uncle have heart attack!
student Have the overall situation ah, I promise to vote for you, do not vote the other is not useful, is not it?
students Tintin: Hello? Hey! Still alive, right? I recommend Building 9, 28-story, ah, fast and cool! Mizuki jelly
users: If you see one side to save a life, I promised to meet you now, but I really can not see.
a bus know MM: I say and you will sit a car, but has not met you ah? This can not blame me, oh.
Internet cafe owner: You are not owe me Internet access fees, how much less, less, then even if the.
a female student: I have not spoken to how you do it very suddenly Oh, let me think about you?
neighbor Wang Dabo: I studied for a long time and your aunt, did not understand your words, but evidently you are very dangerous, I hit a 110.
a male friends: I rely on, will not it, you are breaking the back ah, sorry, I really can not promise you. Associate Professor of Philosophy of Education
: talk to you the meaning of life it, the most precious is life ... ...
Department counselor: I command you to hold me to a safe The place to go!
their summer vacation to work in a bookstore owner played: you come, now give you end wages.
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to the first 2 days, I actually, actually received a full 600 phone, mobile phone and eventually calmed down, I was thirsty body collapse. Just then, the phone rang, I press the green button trembling, a sweet voice came over:
---- you, you, why use such a shameless way to lie? I hit the day you phone, you know? !
MY GOD! On the line! Yeah! This method only true value ------ $ 15 to spend a super smooth listening courses! Whirring ~
This story is purely fictional + experience and any similarity is just coincidence.
2011年8月20日星期六
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