! ! ! No one can read the live under , are laughable ! ! ! ! My tears out faster ....1
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, hears the next question: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door are? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: Why do you come ah?
he was very angry and said: shit ah! To why this can? !
next door asked, What time do you go?
he wants: it is estimated that there are crazy people! His chagrin, said: lawin left! !
this time next asked: which will you come to me about it, okay?
This one was surprised: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: you TMD hell, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you a call in the past, I had a silly side to B! TMD then incumbent on me old! !
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a woman the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, hugging like to do, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to what?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I frequently fame. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with urine, the person next to suddenly turn exclaimed: food name, wife husband gestures guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, blurted out: . . . .
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money a bus to go home, and found the wallet on the train no one yuan Ling Chao, a hurry, they took out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced useless to discuss it with the driver, can I at the door, the next stop should be dropped into the slot of the passengers, the money for themselves? The driver agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I stand in front of the first passenger said: Chouchou other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Cooked according to the law, and soon received a dollar eight. Then came a Han, sturdy frame, shaving board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: to cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man I fire, I said, you said I was not, I took to show you girls laughed, one of the most cattle, say, you dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ I put the identity card read out to the
7 under a no one can live, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called and said early in the evening to go home for my birthday congratulations, but also gives me a surprise ! heard the good news! my work today to buy up the extra power, ran about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen to look, only a pitiful soup, and meat fried three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way to run a morning customer, the stomach has long been the cuckoo's call, and had to be a market Rouchao three beans and a large pan of carrot soup, eat up! did not expect the temporary work, and my stomach like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent campaign of the Pistons! flash, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, or embarrassed of belly began singing softly, but soon became a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and then, but his girlfriend called and said She has been home, and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... on the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. coming home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think we should not be out any problem. far in the door waiting to see my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited and she shouted that, Tonight designer paul smith, I prepared for you a very wonderful, definitely surprise you a gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. it was just at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang this incorrigible my life up! I find reason to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to pick up the phone! she I can not reveal the non-blindfolded with a cloth, but I swear! before the phone went to another room and she left, I would seize the opportunity, the body weight to move a leg to fart put out and this Pifang was not only loud, and smells like a rancid odor emitting eggs. I almost could not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to the surrounding violently in an attempt to fan out this unpleasant odor. As I just feel better, another fart again. I began to lift the leg up! it sounds like a diesel engine sounds fast rotation, but this time even more unpleasant odor a. In order not to suffocate himself, waving my arm up cushion fan, I hope the smell dissipates as soon as possible. is going to return to normal in all the time, rushed another fart and can not wait to come, so I stood up , bent down radii straight jacket purple, put back the top stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang have really called this class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened to talk to his girlfriend another room sound, because the promise to abide do not peek, I can not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the belly of the gas discharge, and do not make the house more smelly! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers to fade into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and fumbling to open the balcony doors behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, sensational fart crazy to start ..., ah! feel better and more! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that the stench can be quickly dispersed shares ..., so in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side constantly fart, while constantly violently with cushions, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiling waiting for her to bring my dear I was pleasantly surprised when she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for her first play for so long the phone apologized to me and then asked if I had secretly opened a cloth in my peep to her that no, the girlfriend removed the cover on my eyes cloth, and I said, I have not let my girlfriend today to see you with them, they say you in the photo very gracious, handsome man long! Well! You see, sitting at the table in these five are my good sister unit, the balcony of that six of my best friends at school! birthday party. Now, every face them with a kind of unspeakable face looked at me, like finding a Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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a slander of the mouth dog has jumped onto the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to that chicken how, I told you how! chicken so the next dog to lick ass
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our female colleagues in the unit to the bank yesterday on the bus, car, wearing a brilliant young woman is there a satyr on the later, standing behind her, back and forth and her physical contact. woman was furious radii noble shoes, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color man replied: 1 J8 car laughs at our colleagues, there have been several The boy thought the girl go and busy, but also music to die, then a station to get off that pervert
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time shopping when I suddenly felt stomach pain, then into the corner of 199 you can eat hot pot, say by a toilet with, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is still decorated the empty nothing, but found a * failure to be close to the toilet door repair, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he thirty-seven twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzai squatted on towards the toilet, wolf in sheep ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs they found empty, strange, a time when dinner time is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how suddenly empty it?? even the waiters and reception were not seen ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: stool from the ceiling fall when you do not hit the fan? count your lucky
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fugitive from fifteen years of prison detainees escaped, he broke into houses looking for a food and money, but found A young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and tied him to a chair and then his wife, in turn tied to the bed and kissed her long neck, and then went into the toilet when the fugitive In the toilet, her husband said to his wife: He must have too much time in prison, have not seen a woman for many years, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants you to go to bed, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his demands. He must be very dangerous, if he was angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he think you're cute, and asked my family have no Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
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a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water-flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out to do business, a woman in the house having an affair with her lover. Matter to the half, listening to footsteps outside the house heard the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat to hide the sheep pen in the backyard. The man pulled a woman want to come back row intercourse, the woman refused, the men hunger and thirst will be in the back yard caught a sheep, the sheep is the chance that a woman posing as her lover, and doubled after clouds and rain, to meet a man back into the house, middle of the night and grab sheep vent doubled. Morning, the men get up, I recall last night, doubled that sheep do not have taste, right again to the backyard, is preparing to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road a long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with his word, the man mouth on to the sentence: , and it is not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: Children to school very bitter ......the sentence:
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