1 supra shoes dealer, the first man and woman to bed is difficult, since more and more easy; - the first time women and men go to bed easily, since more and more difficult; -
2, men and money to his wife after divorce, men make money, and his wife want a divorce. -
3 fashionable footwear for women,
men earn money when the first question several times. -
4, you still love me? This sentence will normally be a man attempted first kiss, first touch each other - attempted for the first time and the other attempted to go to bed,
career into the trough of the question several times. -
5, to borrow money before the marriage and let women eat men, married women to borrow money to make a man eat. -
6, a man having an affair is reflected in the increasingly busy work, a woman having an affair is reflected in the dishes to do more and more salty. -
7, a woman said to you -
8, the traditional men are pure before marriage, after marriage began to fool around; - modern man fucks before marriage, after marriage to become honest. -
9, before the traditional children very honest woman, giving birth began to aspire to the impossible - the modern woman to have children before the dreams,
after giving birth to become honest. -
10, there was no money when a man like accounting, family money, when women like accounting. -
11, the relationship between man and wife and then worse, he and his mother relationship is good; - no matter how good the relationship between the woman and her husband, she and her mother's relationship
is poor. -
12, men do not make money, women are anxious to make money when a man a woman regrets. -
13, a man to his girlfriend of the man entrusted to their care, and finally became the man's girlfriend, wife, - when the man still. -
14, a woman the sister who entrusted to take care of her boyfriend, the results have become the boyfriend of the sister wife - also when they do not become a sister. -
15, when men think masturbation is definitely not his wife, a woman is to her husband. -
16, the failure of a man like others than his wife, successful women like her husband than others. -
17, illegal parking fine men and the police noisy one, to persuade a woman on one side; women and the illegal parking fine men around
noisy one, while police advised. -
18 herve lager, the biggest worry is the creditors man, a woman's greatest worry is the lover. -
19, men know how to discover the shortcomings of his wife, a woman be good at discovering her husband's benefits. -
20, a man having an affair because of impulse, a woman having an affair because of boredom. -
21, men lovers will have a sense of accomplishment, women lovers will have a sense of guilt. -
22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is a sudden event, the women take the initiative to kiss a man is premeditated event. -
23, four-year-old woman has for her husband before the impulse, the four-year-old man has for his wife after the operation; -
24, men and women fight in the car angry, if she is a woman driving slammed on the brakes, - if he is a man driving pedal to the metal. -
25, men have money for mobile phone first, then change cars, and then for the house, and finally change clothes; - a woman the money is just the opposite. -
26, the poorest of men to buy food not bargain, but also the richest woman grocery shopping bargain. -
27, behind every successful man there is a woman's support - a woman behind a successful man has a bunch of support. -
28, a woman hated men is Chen Shimei; man's favorite woman is Pan. -
29, men see a woman, love is most beautiful, the most common marriage, divorce, the most ugly, - after the divorce becomes beautiful; -
woman to see a man, love the most sincere, most boring marriage, divorce, before the most hypocritical, - after the divorce becomes sincere. -
30, for men, the most beautiful woman can not get the woman; - for women, most handsome men already have
man. -
31, women are always afraid of men usually color, they complain that men do not go to bed color; - men are always the usual suspect woman show, go to bed a woman not afraid to show. -
32, man is the most embarrassing thing wrapped around his wife drunk friends; - the most embarrassing thing a woman is her husband's friends, drunk
wrapped around themselves. -
33, divorce, not the property of men, certainly not a good man; - Do not divorce a woman of property, it must be a good woman. -
34, a man send a woman bras, that want to establish lovers; - a woman get a man's underwear, said it had been lovers. -
35, because of stupid and kind-hearted woman, a man as good and stupid. -
36, a woman made a thousand dollars a unit, she would tell the man made a thousand dollars, - to tell their friends made a 500; -
37, man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a 500, - to tell their friends, made a thousand five. -
38, at home, the least henpecked men did not dare to contradict mother; - at home are most afraid of her husband's woman dared to contradict her mother. -
39, a woman will spend their own money to save her husband who, - a man in order to save their own money will be spent on other woman. -
40, a woman favorite to listen to a man that another woman is difficult to see; - a man most like to hear a woman say to another man is a failure. -
41, women comfort women often say that they badly; - men tend to say to comfort a man when another man miserable. -
42, man is a kind of habit of lying, lying is the kind of woman needs. -
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