sex difference
Sha is the opposite sex?
want to say can not say, do not want to do.
Han is a confidante?
want to say though that, do not want to do.
Han is a lover?
some words do not say, nothing to do.
Sha is the wife?
so lazy that do not bother to do ......< br> 3. What is genius
eat I never bought one of;
drink I never had liver injury;
I never visit a prostitute is too eye;
bet money I never lost a;
expose the lie that no one life;
evil I never dare to offend the;
greed no one report of a lifetime;
still promoted the busy life.
4. cadre of gifts.
2, Day Break: refers to the days when the cadres are very happy, the same day as the New Year.
3, drop in the bucket: refers to the day when the leadership is in the office drinking tea, can get to the end of the wage to buy a car.
4, contentment: to know someone at your own feet, and my heart happy.
5, rolling stone: beautiful to see the opposite sex, she wanted to move there to live.
6, take advantage of: a plane can take out inspection.
7, ignorant and incompetent: not a waste of effort learning things that are not practical;
8, Fuchangfusui: karaoke singing into her husband, the wife stalking.
5: What to do in advance to eat rice
often eat with the leadership, promotion is a matter of time;
often eat with the wealthy, rich is a matter of time;
often eat with his wife, tired of is a matter of time;
often with Valentine's dinner, the kidney is a matter of time;
; often eat with the opposite sex, go to bed is a matter of time;
corollary: want to do things, eat what food!
6. life seesaw
friend sent MMS, very sort of philosophy, sent to the blog.
; 7 interesting paradox
;
often said that hero becomes a prisoner,
can be a hero do not think so: Is the left-yung beauty people?
Americans do not think so: Do Americans still can not hook a hero's soul!
often said that rabbits eat the grass edge,
; to rabbits do not think so: we should allow other rabbits eat?
grass does not think so: Who eat not eat, so that side of the nest to eat than eat outside the nest, Lianshu ah!
often said that money makes the mare go,
can ghosts do not think so: Is it a millstone should not give money to it?
money does not think so: money for a ghost does not harm people, not necessarily giving up!
8. test your level of intelligence of the test questions
the first question:
Q: Why do people fall directly from the upper few kilometers to the km or so, the body hair of non-destructive?
A: Yes, in the airplane or parachute
wrong, the Chinese investors
second question:
Q: You have only 50 square meters of housing, from 100 square meters for a neighbor to 200 square meters of living space do you have to increase?
A: No
wrong, you increase the average housing area of 50 square meters.
third question:
Q: more expensive than the university is what?
A: The study abroad
wrong, kindergarten
Fourth Question:
Q: said up and you always closely related, but you can not see not find what?
A: Air
wrong, authorities
Q5:
Q: corruption Where multiple locations?
A: The department has the power to
wrong podium
sixth title:
Q: Outside looking luxurious, clean, but in reality the filth of the place?
A: public toilets
wrong, entertainment
9. Valentine's Day fun SMS
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* Xin Tian:
; eat beans once a muscle pumping, looking for a back injury a thy lover,
onions planted on the rolling stone no less than the root, glass kiss sudden death individuals,
; send text messages to see the light is not on the individual, individuals want to harm the people we fall.
* silly point to send flowers, frivolous led the run around,
tacky to drink enough to eat, silly jumping dance,
bold cuddly, crazy place down to the ground,
timid send a message to say hello, think carefully about not stay at home.
* best to scare you, then:
child, my mother said: wolf!
school, the students said: the teacher is coming!
marriage, colleagues said: your wife is coming!
Now, the small lover said: That did not come this month!
10. small Shenyang version of Valentine laments
This life can actually be short, eyes closed eyes opened, they fall in love, howl ~; eyes and then closed eyes opened, got married, howl ~! This is the most painful thing in life is what,christian louboutin red pumps, you know? That two people really love, but come to the stage to go, howl ~! Than this painful thing is what, you know? That is, with his girlfriend on his good buddy, a friend lost his wife yet, howl ~!
This Valentine's Day even more briefly, eyes opened, and to, howl ~; eyes have not had time to close then, later, howl ~. Valentine's Day the most painful thing is what, you know? Is the two lovers together, but not holidays, howl ~! Than this painful thing is what, you know? Is the person you love to steal your own and others dropped the holidays go, howl ~!
11.
philosophy of the classic male-female relationships is that more and more prosperous tomorrow, what section of. Has collected some of the male-female relationships seemingly philosophical things, love men and love women for reference.
1, is a beautiful woman passes - a goes, but it is an irrefutable truth. Although some women just look pretty bright, even, or sugar-coated bullets, but men often refuse to give up until all hope is gone. And those who lack the visual effects of a woman, although some obviously good medicine, but because the bitter, so that men could not make close to the determination.
2, not bad men, women do not love, does not mean this bad-hearted vicious, selfish and heartless or something, but to the sweet, sweet words. Men in general think that intercession is frivolous nauseating performance, do not want to do, but the woman is unable to withstand the temptation of sweet, fresh flowers are often inserted in cow dung is so on.
3, marriage is the tomb of love, it is because marriage has walked the road to go to the grave, if not before marriage will break up in the grave.
4, marriage like siege, people go out, which people want to go out, because before marriage, very few people think for themselves, but after marriage a lot of people think for themselves.
5, unmarried women lament: Why do all good men become the people's husband? A woman is to develop a good man's schools,radii straight jacket uk, no man can be self-taught, but his wife have a good husband are foster homegrown.
6, each woman has two editions: hardcover and paperback. The former is in the workplace, social situations for others to look, makeup, and shiny. The latter is a favorite of the people at home to look, put on home uniforms, pajamas, complained. Marriage in men often can only see his wife and another woman paperback hardcover, this is an affair of one of the incentives.
7, a group of people do anything in the discussion of the most modern adventure? Climbing, paragliding, extreme sports ... ... say what has. In fact, the feeling is the greatest adventure, and in any era so. All kinds of risky behavior because of a big deal a death, but the emotional torment able to make people living death.
8, the biggest secret of a man often told a confidante, not same-sex friends, family or wife. When his wife became a confidante, her power of this part of the soon to be canceled, this is called mixed.
9, busy --- I heard these words, the parents worried about children's health; friends thought this man child a successful career; wife immediately felt the burden of heavy household chores; girlfriend cry , she began to realize his position in his mind his career is not necessarily important, or even simply a break signal or excuse.
10, older unmarried men and women like sitting on the station by bus. Sometimes because the bus is simply too comfortable on the seat do not want to get off; sometimes because they do not understand their own site to the next. Men and women do not marry for life? They are bus drivers.
13.
happy life
born a piece of paper and began a lifetime;
graduation piece of paper, hard life;
; marriage a piece of paper, tortured life;
official piece of paper, the struggle life;
a piece of paper money, hard life;
designations piece of paper, regret it forever;
honor a piece of paper, fame life;
; doctor a piece of paper, painful life;
eulogy piece of paper, taking life;
; dilute the paper, to understand life;
forget these papers, happy life!
14. speculation
TV often fried leaders cut the ribbon to do the meeting report,
long-winded and more Mandarin, practical things a difficult task to;
tabloid star is often fried, vivid entertainment fine,
shook his head to do chaos swing state of hip, sharp-tongued, thick-skinned belly empty;
; ads often fried wealthy, generous and soft-hearted,
surface of a gentleman with, ruthless only made money;
literary speculation at home often, people do not boast boast,
each boasting a chain holding you fry me I fried him;
SOE managers are often fried, back to the days of extremely technical force,
fat abbot of the temple collapsed, the emergency slide ass a beat;
booksellers often fried scholar, wrote books and more results,
job writing a book actually said, out of air,jimmy choo shoes sale, said the actual words.
15.
cultural point of view
dance star, film star, eat and drink stars dotted;
football fans, fishing fans, the stock fans, mini-mad;
tourist hot, hot study, overseas hot, heat wave;
; mahjongg, play pet, play tricks, cynical;
Association, a close friend would, clubs, will there be;
stir the wind, Auction wind, wind discussion, surging;
Mountain-festival, festival play in the water, tourism section, complications;
respect the God of Wealth, King keeper, begging the spirits, hoping for supernatural ;
modernist, hazy school, new school, derived complex;
advertising campaigns, slogans, brand warfare, fighting non-stop;
; orators, critics, pundits, and everyone for money.
16.
rats and bats * the mouse has not found his wife. One day, finally agreed to marry it with a bat, it was pleased. Others laugh at it did not look, mouse said: You know ass, whatever the outcome, also a flight attendant!
* rats married bat, bats, swallows and asked with concern: how will you marry under the mouse you? Bat choking: Oh! No way Yeah, it ate the two day Viagra, about jumping on the ceiling, it had succeeded!
* mice fiercely pointed cat said: I am married now and bats! The future of our children live in the air! No longer afraid of you! Cat laugh, pointing to the owl tree, said: see no, I wife!
17. betrayal price
* A total overseas for six months, home night and sleep soundly after the affectionate wife. While the doorbell, a total jumps: bad! Your husband is back! Wife said: impossible! He also abroad too!
* starting a colon with a small secret half, came back at night to prevent his wife suspected anything, affectionate very hard, came up with a great movement, a sudden knock on the door downstairs neighbor Nuhan: have half a month, every day, so that also allows people to sleep? !
* phone rings, the little girl picked up the phone.
men: her mother in what?
little girl: mother and Chen Shushu in the upstairs room.
Men: Which Chen Shushu?
little girl: Every time you come to travel after her mother's Chen Shushu ah.
man calmly said: We make a game good? You go upstairs room, and then shout, my father back! After listening to phone again.
18. they might ...... what would become a
report they might become informers, they might as bragging speech,
silence out well as agree on, they might become timid caution,
they might become guilty to avoid seriously they might become tedious,
rules they might become barriers, relationship they might become accomplices,
do not reject fell into the well on the commitment they might as fart,
insist they might become brain-dead, they might become exposed to discredit,
they might become an accomplice tried to mediate, they might become the young woman young girls,
do not miss to become a good wife, a small secret they might become his mistress.
Alas, life is difficult, difficult Pathwalker!
19.
the three elements of life
a three elements of life, others three elements:
1, unity and capable to do great things; 2, good people to do practical unity ; 3 is not bad bad unity.
Second, speak three elements:
1. to say and say - level; 2, not to say do not say when - clever; 3, know should not say when to say when - Ayutthaya!
three, working three elements:
1, when the dry dry - capacity; 2, should not dry quit - wise; 3 know when to dry when it should not do - brilliant!
four, progressive three elements:
1, your own line; 2, it was that you line; 3, that you must line the line.
three elements of life (II)
20: and who
lively but Man people,
anxious person, who, however,
people uncomfortable, but people want,
; cruel, but people harm,
sinister, but people who count,
depressed but popular person,
shame, but people who play,
difficult, but people ask for help,
angry but than people,
warm but people helping people,
moved but people hurt people,
; and human reproduction, however.
1. two respected leaders led by SMS
to accompany the inspection team inspection of the village, the village director is very excited, and hurried to talk to the inspection team members shake hands, the results do not accidentally fall, and the village director Paipaipigu up quickly on the soil, said: leadership, you see me a shame, actually led to shame !
a visit to the mountain leading to a pastoral home visits, pastoral leadership in facing the door, leading to master advanced house politely, pastoralists flattered, hurried to be said: the front or leading away, every day we sheep, the cattle used to go back!
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